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I read, a lot. I love music, especially dance music, and food (which is why I am now on an "eat less, exercise more" kinda diet!)

Hope you like my stuff and have a good day, ok?
‘Viagra’ is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn’t enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Wulfweard the White
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I never knew Elvis did a cover of Little Boxes, one of my all-time favourite tracks. Right up there with Where Did All the Flowers Go. Thanks, Sixbucks, for sharing.

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andrewmcclain:

Little Boxes by Elvis Costello

Happy ECF!

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Fuck Yeah, that’s Life.
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Fuck Yeah, that’s Life.

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Not Quite Human
Be a trooper - Lesson #1 : Give rise to fear (via BOSSoNe0013)

Not Quite Human

Be a trooper - Lesson #1 : Give rise to fear (via BOSSoNe0013)

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John Roman - Ready for This

2009 has been a good year for aggressive dance music. Dubstep just kind of oozed deep bass over everything.

Wow - thanks for sharing - love this. Now going on an internet hunt to track it down. Thanks again!

Eddie Izzard perfectly captures that moment when Intelligence meets Stupidity and Stupidity wins.

All Hail, Jeff Vader!

If I Were a Free Fallin’ Boy - Beyonce v Tom Petty

This song has been on repeat on my iPod today - made the journey into work a foot tapping get stared at on the bus one.

link to the mash up at DJ Earworm’s site - if you like mash, this is the site for you!

OMFG- A Pepper with Teeth!
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OMFG- A Pepper with Teeth!

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If I were buying a stripy sweater (which, being overweight, I would not do) I would have to avoid one that made my pockets looks like my boobs.
Is it just me, or IS this a REALLY unfortunate choice of colour and placement on the pockets? And would you pay £130 / $215 for it?

If I were buying a stripy sweater (which, being overweight, I would not do) I would have to avoid one that made my pockets looks like my boobs.

Is it just me, or IS this a REALLY unfortunate choice of colour and placement on the pockets? And would you pay £130 / $215 for it?

TONGUE: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.YOGURT: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the  same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.RECIPE: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.PORRIDGE: Thick oatmeal rarely found on  tables since children were  granted the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the  words “Putrid,” “hORRId,” and “sluDGE.”PREHEAT: To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that the fingers may be burned when the food is put in, as well as when it is removed.OVEN: Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat and poultry.MICROWAVE OVEN: Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking  compartment.CALORIE: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food.

TONGUE: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.

YOGURT: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the  same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.

RECIPE: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.

PORRIDGE: Thick oatmeal rarely found on  tables since children were  granted the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the  words “Putrid,” “hORRId,” and “sluDGE.”

PREHEAT: To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that the fingers may be burned when the food is put in, as well as when it is removed.

OVEN: Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat and poultry.

MICROWAVE OVEN: Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking  compartment.

CALORIE: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food.