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lololololol! juliasegal: underpantscharleston:(via tristanjao)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:34:36 +0000

lololololol!

underpantscharleston:(via tristanjao)

"I think a lot of this terror over Twilight is just a reflection of how stupid we think girls are,..."

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:33:06 +0000

“I think a lot of this terror over Twilight is just a reflection of how stupid we think girls are, like, “Girls are very stupid. God knows what will happen if they read something stupid!” It’s like they’re all dangling on the precipice of idiocy, or something. But they get it. They have fun with trash, just like we do.”

- Lizzie Skurnick, author of Shelf Discovery (via notemilybookblog) (via bonesarecoralmade) (via wingsandfins)

Fun with Food 2 Fertilizing the Egg

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:54:10 +0000

Fun with Food 2

Fertilizing the Egg

Fun with Food 1 I Love Eggs!

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:26:18 +0000

Fun with Food 1

I Love Eggs!

By Mark Garlick, via antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:20:25 +0000

By Mark Garlick, via antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov

dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Have Sheets On Your BedNo,...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:42:28 +0000

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Have Sheets On Your Bed

No, I am not going to have sex with you on a bare mattress because I am not a crack whore and this is not a shack with busted-out windows. You are an adult and this is actually a semi-decent apartment.

Where were you raised? I’m sure you had sheets on your bed as a child. Yet, somehow you lost the need for them along the way. Perhaps you started doing your own laundry in college, and decided it was too much work to wash your sheets and then return them to your mattress. Perhaps they were stolen from the laundry mat, or you made them into togas for parties and they never made it back home. In any case, where are they now?

I’ll tell you where they aren’t: covering your extra-long twin mattress, which is stained with bong water, and what I’m praying is barbeque sauce. It would appear that your mother didn’t raise you right, and I’m sure she would not appreciate knowing that that is the message you’re sending out to your lady visitors.

What’s that? You have something for the bed? Oh… oh no. That is a nylon sleeping bag from your boy scout days, and that is a damp bath towel. Those are not sheets, and they are really not a suitable substitute. Go to Target and buy some sheets. They’re like $20.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Lucy.

Michael Johansson

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:19:26 +0000

Michael Johansson

via a4.vox.com

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:43:55 +0000

via a4.vox.com

Darkness… It’s what I live for… (via im.mick)

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:30:15 +0000

Darkness… It’s what I live for… (via im.mick)

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher? A: An offer you can’t...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:30:53 +0000

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?

A: An offer you can’t understand.

Facebook Status Updates

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:25:00 +0000

I’m almost as smart as my phone.

I’m not procrastinating until tomorrow.

Patience might be a virtue, but flipping someone off feels better.

If idiots grew on trees, this place would be a friggin’ orchard.

I’ve seen the future and I’m going back to bed.

Diplomacy: the art of telling someone to go to hell, and having them look forward to the trip.

Lead me not into temptation. I have my own GPS.

I haven’t had my coffee yet. Don’t make me kill you.

Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.

If I were you, I’d wanna be me.

I’m not aging, I’m fermenting.

My food pyramid is made from beer cans.

Yes, beer qualifies as an appetizer.

Hard times call for hard liquor.

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

Which are you - half full, half empty or half pissed?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:01:18 +0000

Which are you - half full, half empty or half pissed?

Good advice. If only we could follow it.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:54:49 +0000

Good advice. If only we could follow it.

Showing the Importance of the Comma via Ruining The Internet

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:27:00 +0000

Showing the Importance of the Comma

via Ruining The Internet

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:59:00 +0000

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”

via Miss Cellania

Fuck It - The 10 Top Times the Fuck Word was Appropriate

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:29:48 +0000

10th – “Scattered fucking showers, my ass!”
- Noah, 4314 BC

9th – “How the fuck did you work that out?”
- Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th – “You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?”
- Michelangelo, 1566

7th – “Where did all those fucking Indians come from?”
- Custer, 1877

6th – “It does so fucking look like her!”
- Picasso, 1926

5th – “Where the fuck are we?”
- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th – “Any fucking idiot could understand that.”
- Einstein, 1938

3rd – “What the fuck was that?”
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd – “I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head
- JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 time in history when using the Fuck word was appropriate…

“Aw c’mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?”
- Bill Clinton, 1997

Four Degrees of Separation

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:44:42 +0000

A graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?”

A graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”

A graduate with an accounting degree asks, “How much it cost?”

A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”

The mother of a 15-year-old girl suspended from school for...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:02:38 +0000

The mother of a 15-year-old girl suspended from school for shaving her head to raise money for cancer charities says her leukemia-stricken husband is proud of her actions.

Emily Pridham was sent home from Mount Alvernia College yesterday and will not be allowed back until her hair regrows after she shaved it off as part of a cancer research fundraiser on Saturday.

“I am absolutely gobsmacked that this can happen for the reason that it has happened.”

A Facebook group supporting Emily’s decision to shave her head has appeared, with members calling the school’s decision a ‘joke’ and an ‘absolute disgrace’.

The Catholic girls’ school has cited its dress code policy for the temporary ban.

"I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, “Hey, babe, can I buy..."

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:42:40 +0000

“I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, “Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?”
She said, “Do you like sex?”
I said, “Of course I like sex.”
She said, “Do you like to travel?”
I said, “Yeah, I love to travel.”
She said, “Then bugger off”

- Phils Phun

"In May, The New England Journal of Medicine laid the blame for clusters of disease outbreaks..."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:06:04 +0000

“In May, The New England Journal of Medicine laid the blame for clusters of disease outbreaks throughout the US squarely at the feet of declining vaccination rates, while nonprofit health care provider Kaiser Permanente reported that unvaccinated children were 23 times more likely to get pertussis, a highly contagious bacterial disease that causes violent coughing and is potentially lethal to infants. In the June issue of the journal Pediatrics, Jason Glanz, an epidemiologist at Kaiser’s Institute for Health Research, revealed that the number of reported pertussis cases jumped from 1,000 in 1976 to 26,000 in 2004. A disease that vaccines made rare, in other words, is making a comeback. “This study helps dispel one of the commonly held beliefs among vaccine-refusing parents: that their children are not at risk for vaccine-preventable diseases,”
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Glanz says. “I used to say that the tide would turn when children started to die. Well, children have started to die,” Offit says, frowning as he ticks off recent fatal cases of meningitis in unvaccinated children in Pennsylvania and Minnesota. “So now I’ve changed it to ‘when enough children start to die.’ Because obviously, we’re not there yet.””

- You Just Can’t Fix Stupid

An Epidemic of Fear: How Panicked Parents Skipping Shots Endangers Us All | Magazine