So very true.

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Sometimes technology gets in the way of romance.

In defiance of the Cat Free Internet Day.

1. I was hoping to do something meaninful with my life.
2. Just lucky, I guess.
3. It gives my mother something to live for.
4. My fiance is awaiting his parole.
5. I’m waiting until I get to be your age.
6. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
7. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
8. What? And lose all the money I have invested in running personal ads ?
9. We really want to, but my lover’s spouse just won’t go for it.
10. I don’t want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
11. I’m married to my career, although recently we have been in a trial separation.
12. (Bonus reply for single mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
13. What? And spoil my great sex life.